"Mr. Holliday has other serious problems, but this is not one of them"

I know I posted about two seconds ago, but then I saw this (from a link in the Neil Gaiman blog) and had to share. I just love that line in the title. The article is about a man who supposedly claimed a unicorn was driving when he crashed. The link:
http://www.billingsgazette.net/articles/2007/03/14/news/local/33-unicorn.txt